November 30, 2020 – Click here to listen
I have discovered a quick efficient Covid test that can be administered every morning in the convenience of your home. There is nothing to stick up your nose; there is no need to go anywhere. In fact, you can wear your pajamas while administering it as you lay in bed. The result of the test is instant and the moment you awaken you will know if you have Covid or not. And perhaps the best news of all is that it’s absolutely FREE, I’ll never make a copper penny off my discovery.
This is so good I’m wondering if I might be nominated for the Nobel prize for science or some such honor.
The test simply requires a night of deep sleep, snoring helps immensely, and sleeping with your mouth hanging open is essential. When you wake up in the morning if you do not have Covid, you should have a very foul taste in your mouth. With Covid you will not taste anything, because your sense of taste is generally gone as is your sense of smell.
This morning I tested Covid free.
Like any earth shattering invention I have encountered a couple of problems for the world at large. In order to have deep sleep you must be at ease and not stressed out. As for me I trust in the Lord and am not stressed and when I sleep it’s as though I’m in a coma. My heart is broken over what I see happening to our country, but even that doesn’t stress me out; I trust in the Lord’s plan to deal with it.
It’s akin to seeing a huge storm bearing down on me at sea. I don’t worry about dying at sea but dread the discomfort of salt water and horizontal rain stinging me like a swarm of angry bees, getting drenched, and pounded by angry waves for hours on end. I know that at some point it will abate, but until it does, I must suffer.
I have one friend in particular that is obsessive about Covid. He has classic Covid derangement syndrome and is literally fanatical about it. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen anyone so afraid of dying. He is not a Christ follower and in fact told me the other day he does not even believe in God.
Hmmm . . . No small wonder he is so afraid. I have a bumper sticker that reads “The cross is the end of fear, shame, and guilt.” As for me I walk through life unafraid. I have faced death too many times to remember and I did not wilt under pressure and this is not idle talk. Having complete trust in God give me the assurance I need to face this world where sometimes the monster wins. Soon enough he will be mortally wounded and locked in a pit of doom and I’ll be walking those streets of gold on my way to that mansion just over the hilltop.
Psalm 21:11
Though they plot evil against you and devise wicked schemes, they cannot succeed.