Wise advice from … someone

This “rule list” was originally attributed to Bill Gates as published in his book “Business @ The Speed of Thought”. While it turns out this is only a myth (Gates never did say these things) there is still wisdom and a little humor to be found in these “11 rules that students do not learn in high school or college, but should”. They argue that our feel-good, politically correct teachings have created a generation of kids with no concept of reality, who are set up for failure in the real world, and even if Gates didn’t say this himself, it’s no less true.

Rule 1. Life is not fair; get used to it.

Rule 2. The world won’t care about your self esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3. You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both.

Rule 4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. HE doesn’t have tenure.

Rule 5. Flipping burgers in not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.

Rule 6. If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7. Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes & listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents’ generation, try “delousing” the closet in your own room.

Rule 8. Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9. Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off & very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10. Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. People who get shot in real life DIE!!!

Rule 11. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one!

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Proverbs 3:13
Happy is the man who finds wisdom,
and the man who gains understanding…