Fools and vomit

Many years ago, a friend asked if he could leave his motorcycle at my house for a few weeks until he got moved. I told him sure thing and then he told me just to treat it like it was mine and ride it whenever I wanted. This was a Kawasaki 1000 and was akin to a rocket...

Smart as a goose

Yesterday evening my wife and I were sitting at our dining room table and going over the plans for the new house that we intend to build on our farm. I got up and went to get a glass of iced tea and saw a herd of perhaps a dozen deer grazing in the field across our...

Obituary request

My friend Al Cuneo has encouraged me to write my own obituary. I thought this to be a rather ghoulish request, but he maintains that he does not want to write it. He is younger than me and takes zero risks and assumes I will bite the dust before him due to my being...

Huh?

One time my son told me of a hilarious conversation that he had with some liberal friends who loved Obama. They were mad at Trump and vociferously running him down and he asked why they were so upset with him. They replied because of the tax cut. Huh? He asked why...