Eye Opener

This morning I was exercising away in our local gym. I was on the treadmill grinding away time. I generally despise this exercise. I find it boring and monotonous and I usually do it in an inattentive mood much the same as I would imagine that someone who had undergone a lobotomy would do. There was a young lady next to me who was likewise on a treadmill. Without warning she raised her tee shirt up and wiped her face with it. HELLO! Nothing was left to the imagination. I stumbled and nearly fell off my treadmill. I said to myself, “Whew I’m awake now; that was interesting”.

Actually this gal was not very attractive and her display was not so much of a stimulating event, rather more of an eye-opening shocker at 5:00 A.M. She finished her run prior to me and spent several minutes doing stretching exercises that would have certainly embarrassed my mama, but she seemed totally oblivious to it. She put her rear-end towards the sky and rocked from side to side and performed various contortions and stretching exercises for several minutes. Finally she let her hair down and shook her head from side to side, smiled at me and walked outside. No need to worry about getting my heart rate up this morning I mused.

This event comes after a trip I took down to Orlando yesterday. I have never seen so many flabby guts sticking out from tee shirts that are too short. Exposed fat bellies of various females were all over the airport. Many had tattoos, piercings, and bejeweled belly-buttons. Some seem to think it is cool to expose G-string underwear. The no support look is deifnitely in as well, several were flopping their way around the airport like Holstein cows. It was rather disgusting to me.

Where is the modesty? I am nearly 60 years old and am embarrassed for them and by them. I wonder where it will end up. There is nothing left to expose! Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be pigs

Like a gold ring in a pig’s snout
is a beautiful woman who shows no
discretion.