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Jun

19

2000

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Jun

19

2000

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven.

As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said Hillary, “who’s clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Who’s clock is that?” “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Bill’s clock?” Hillary asked. “Bill’s clock is in Jesus’
office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

You are probably like me in that you laughed at this, but isn’t it just a tragedy that our President, the person who holds the highest office in our country, is of such low moral character. I fear for the United States if this trend continues. I’m for George Bush by the way.

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Col 3:9
Do not lie to one another…
12… Therefore as the elect of God,
holy and beloved, put on tender
mercies, kindness, humility, meek-
ness, longsuffering…




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